Indian: What kind of casino doesn't let you bring a bow and arrow inside? This would never happen in Zia Pueblo! Why does their money have Andrew Jackson on it? Are they that proud of the Trail of Tears that we left behind as we got raped out of our...
Teacher: ... let me stop you right there, Ted. Okay class, what are some inaccuracies in Ted's oral report so far? Anyone? Sheena?
Sheena: Well first of all, he's like... wearing a Fubu tracksuit.
Teacher: Yes, very good. Ted, you were supposed to be in FULL character. Including a costume. I don't think your Atlanta Braves baseball hat is going to count as a costume.
Ted: You serious?
Teacher: Yeah, sorry. You really fucked this one up. You get an F.
Ted: What the hell? Can I at least finish?
Teacher: If you must...
Ted then proceeded to toss a hatchet at his teacher's face. Brains and grey hair splattered across the dry erase board. The classroom erupted in applause. Hands of all races rushed towards Ted and lifted him into the air. And at that moment, he finally understood what Racial Harmony Day was all about.
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