Wednesday, December 14, 2011
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I found this notebook on February 12th, 2010 at 12:10pm. Given the recent events of my life, I feel that this notebook was a gift from God Himself. This is the olive branch that I always knew he'd extend to me. Who wouldn't want me on their side? It's not that I'm this amazingly terrific ally or anything. It's more that I'm an exhausting enemy to maintain. Tenacity is not a word volleyed around in conversations about me unless the conversation happens to be about my legendary grudge-holding abilities. I would rather hold a grudge than a woman. The only other thing I'd ever consider holding is the world record for longest grudge ever held. The War on Heaven is over.
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